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#9254
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⚐ ReportDuval: My son can sex a spider and a grasshopper! I know it sounds weird out of context.
#9269
1010
⚐ ReportDelaney: Y'know, this is the first class I've taught where kids just drop in to charge their phones. Delaney: They'll just come in and say, "Hey, can I charge my phone?" and leave. And I'm left saying "sure? I guess?"
#9277
1010
⚐ Report// lodal shows the garfield eats documentary to ess Lodal: This guy can't even spell his name right. Lodal: Here's the thing. Do I want this to be a real thing, or do I just want this to be an elaborate internet joke? Lodal: I torrented his book, since there's absolutely no way I'm giving this guy money. Lodal: Let's make this clear: Garfield is a garbage comic. Have you ever sat down and read any of it? It is the *lowest of lows*. Lodal: We should have done this at the end of class, but we're not, because I hate you.
#9279
1010
⚐ ReportLodal: I know none of you want to be here. I don't want to be here. You can try to convince me that you want to be here, but I'll just call you a liar, and we'll leave it at that.
#9300
1010
⚐ Report// Schwartz vid about differentials Schwartz: Sort of...they're fractions... Schwartz: They're not! They're not fractions! Schwartz: Except they kind of are fractions... Schwartz: They kinda are right?
#9301
1010
⚐ Report// Gabaree talking about voting and politics Gabaree: So I got my absentee ballot. Gabaree: And like many of you guys, I waited until the last minute to fill it out.
#9303
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⚐ ReportRose: should we make the kids cry or not? Rose: yes of course we should! That's what Halloween is about!
#9341
1010
⚐ Report//talking about how factions work in our country Gibb: the lettuce! damn them! and the croutons! i hate those guys. we need to acknowledge that we really are a salad. just enjoy it. if you don’t like something, push it over to the side.
#9354
1010
⚐ ReportSubayi: "Vous regardez la télé." You watch the TV. Maybe you watch two TVs at once. Since many of you are rich, you might watch three TVs at once.