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#9377

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Nov. 16, 2021, 1:20 p.m.

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//ess tangent lodal: this reminds me of shoni’s. that restaurant is like the less classy version of golden corral. jeremy: golden corral is where my brother fainted.

apparently shoni’s?? is even less classy than golden corral

ess, lodal

#9467

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Dec. 1, 2021, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: Number 4, this one is also really easy, because freaking duh

#9550

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:37 a.m.

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// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows

#9551

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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NOTE: Continuation of #9294 //Same student asks to go to the bathroom again Subayi: Are you going to call your boyfriend again? Student: Why do you keep asking me about him? Subayi: Give me your phone. // Subayi glances on the phone, on it is a picture of a guy Subayi: *That's* your boyfriend? He's so ugly!

#9294 happened a while ago, this happened today. Also, I didn't actually see what was on the phone, that was just conjecture.

boyfriend, bathroom, subayi, phone

#9563

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Dec. 8, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: This is stupid! You don't put molten rock in a bucket. Nobody does that. That's how you lose your hand.

#9658

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Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

mod note: the original version of this joke has words schwartz is presumably not allowed to say to his students

analysis, anal, duval, schwartz

#9679

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Dec. 21, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//pd 8 precalc, rose is writing out all the permutations of abcd niklas: you need help rose: i’m good!

#9695

1010

Jan. 5, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin

#9700

1010

Jan. 5, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Lodal: We're not supposed to use paper for these things -- except in math classes. Jack: Does math just have more allocation of paper? Lodal: No -- some people just don't follow rules.

#9701

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Jan. 5, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Lodal: Is it an ice cream cone? Is it a large slice of pizza? I don't know. There are many ways you could describe it.