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#8729

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Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.

#8740

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:05 a.m.

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//talking about pen springs Schafer: "Oh, this is fun to play with. It's better than listening to my teacher."

#8818

1010

Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up

#8986

1010

Feb. 9, 2021, 10:53 a.m.

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"We're about to see a magic potato...alright!" -Duval, still talking about molecular biology

#9107

1010

April 19, 2021, 12:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...

#9164

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June 10, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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// P1 Bio with Sloe, Cable is giving lecture on Cellular Respiration cable: look at this giraffe. looks like a nice guy, eh? cable: pyruvate is kinda a chill guy cable: Glucose has only been here for a few hours... and BOOM ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: Now, Fructose-6 phosphate, he's feeling pretty good... and BOOM ANOTHER ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: 1,3 biphosphoglycerate is reaaally spicy cable: and DHAP is like, "why cant I be G3P", and Isomerase is like, "yo, i can fix you up real quick"

cable is pretty darn good at teaching biology

cable, bio

#9184

1010

Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone

#9192

1010

Oct. 5, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: Plan for today: first of all, sweat. We are going to sweat today.

#9209

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Oct. 12, 2021, 6:23 p.m.

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Lodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.

#9241

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Oct. 28, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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Student: When's your birthday? Duval: Yes.