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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#8454

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Jan. 9, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: [after class; lecturing some student about sleeping in class] Other student: The way to stay awake is to count how many times Mr. Rose says "set". In the last 23 minutes of class, he said "set" 104 times.

#8611

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Sept. 10, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Stein: "Let's throw in the Jews here, uh, let's throw in the Jewish people."

#8669

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?

#8715

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: the weak link of this plan is that I have to actually grade things. //later Bracklinn: waiting for Rose grades is like waiting for the Nevada vote count.

#10805

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Sept. 13, 2022, 7:46 a.m.

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Bramble: I hate it when Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday.

#11868

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May 19, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// ADSA Period 8: Sahu: If I were to drone strike your house, it wouldn't matter if I had your address physically, or on the notes app on my phone, or written on my forehead.

#2704

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Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

#7947

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Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval

#5647

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Nov. 18, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation