#7947

5458

Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval

#5647

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Nov. 18, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation

#1474

3941

Feb. 5, 2010, 2:11 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose draws a polar rose Stein: What do you call that? Rose: A rose. Stein: I call it a STEIN!

#3280

3941

April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

#5270

3941

Nov. 19, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall Vijay: Hey Mr. Schafer, I have Leibniz cookies. //Shows cookies with "Leibniz" written on it Schafer: That's pretty good. I only eat fig newtons though.

#7739

3941

Nov. 16, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

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//giving a presentation on a disease in bio Chad: okay so this is worded a bit weirdly but based on what Wikipedia said... Duval: *raises her eyebrows* Chad: I- I mean, based on a source we got from Wikipedia...

#8413

3941

Dec. 6, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: What's a tin yurl?

#10998

3941

Oct. 17, 2022, 4:51 p.m.

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//Discussing belt and disc sander safety Annika: What if I don't put the wood flat on the table? Street: You will get hurt Street: And if the machine doesn't hurt you, I will

#2663

6672

Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

#3016

5357

March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!