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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:11 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose draws a polar rose Stein: What do you call that? Rose: A rose. Stein: I call it a STEIN!

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

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Nov. 19, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall Vijay: Hey Mr. Schafer, I have Leibniz cookies. //Shows cookies with "Leibniz" written on it Schafer: That's pretty good. I only eat fig newtons though.

#7739

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Nov. 16, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

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//giving a presentation on a disease in bio Chad: okay so this is worded a bit weirdly but based on what Wikipedia said... Duval: *raises her eyebrows* Chad: I- I mean, based on a source we got from Wikipedia...

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April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.

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Dec. 6, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: What's a tin yurl?

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Oct. 17, 2022, 4:51 p.m.

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//Discussing belt and disc sander safety Annika: What if I don't put the wood flat on the table? Street: You will get hurt Street: And if the machine doesn't hurt you, I will

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Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

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March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!

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June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.