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#3779

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Nov. 14, 2011, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: So let the equivalence relation here be "made out with", and if you look at any two objects, then you'll see they made out with each other. So this is like, a movie about teenagers.

#3793

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Nov. 18, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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//Templin is subbing in jazz band Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks. //Class laughs confusedly Jack: Who says you can't do both?

#3825

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?

#3866

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Dec. 23, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Swaney? Mr. Swaney: Yes? Intercom: Can you send Sara Shonkwiler down to the main office for just a few minutes? Mr. Swaney: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intercom: Thank you. // Sara leaves.

#3956

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Feb. 14, 2012, 5:29 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney:  It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.

#3958

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Feb. 14, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Thomas: May you have short T-Rex arms and never masturbate.

#4000

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Feb. 27, 2012, 12:06 a.m.

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//9th Period Ravilious Ravilious: Wait where was I? We never get anything done. What is going on over there? //North side of class starts barking Ravilious: I am afraid of being alone with you guys.

#4012

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March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

Next time, you might want to bring your own pencil...

nsl, swaney

#4053

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March 21, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: That room is very hot . Billy: Really? I never found it that attractive. Duval: What? Billy: You said that room is hot... Duval: Oh yeah (wink) Every time I go in that room I go rayerrr (sexy cat claws)

#4120

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May 3, 2012, 3 p.m.

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Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo