#12608

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Nov. 29, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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//7th period gabaree gabaree: you call them sprinkles instead of jimmies gabaree: so you're a communist entire class: *bursts into laughter*

#12626

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Dec. 1, 2023, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I'm not gonna argue, but if [you do that] I will take off a fraction of a point. Lodal: to prove my point.

#12631

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Dec. 1, 2023, 8:24 p.m.

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// Stein is talking about his pipe dream of writing a murder mystery novel Stein: My retirement advisor had me list out all my sources of income and I put "Netflix stipend" as one of them. Stein: He asked me what that was and I explained that I thought my novel was gonna be so successful that Netflix would turn it into a show. Stein: And he was like, "yeah, maybe leave that off the list for now"

#12658

88

Dec. 5, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Lodal: if you lick the rock i will know Lodal: it's always people named David for some reason

#12661

88

Dec. 5, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Stein: Just trust me on the arithmetic Stein: I know that's usually a risky thing to do with me but just do it

#12669

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Dec. 6, 2023, 8:22 a.m.

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O'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!

#12679

88

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Losekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.

#12695

88

Dec. 8, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Losekamp: Do you have to make sacrifices to raise a child? Student: You lose sleep Losekamp: You lose sleep? Oh no! I like sleep. I must not have thought this [his wife's pregnancy] thru very well. //later Losekamp: I'm not going to be around to teach you guys later in the year. ... Yeah, it's just because I want to avoid you guys. Diego: You saw me on the first day and decided "oh, I need to avoid this guy, I need to have a child." //later Losekamp: [paraphrased] When I married my wife, she might not have wanted kids, so while I wanted kids, I knew I might have to accept another option ... Diego: Cheating on her? Losekamp: I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.

#12697

88

Dec. 8, 2023, 4:15 p.m.

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Rose: Here we have a screenshot from Wikipedia. You know the presentation's getting serious when it includes a screenshot from Wikipedia.

#12703

88

Dec. 11, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Hart: I made you an Organic Chemistry Review Packet. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause