#12383

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Oct. 23, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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//On a day with a bomb threat Rose: We had a bomb threat, welcome to bomb threat school

#12390

88

Oct. 25, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking

#12394

88

Oct. 25, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Sahu: amortized Sahu: what root word do you see there? Sahu: amor? Sahu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#12450

88

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Objection! Ace: Ace attorney objection! Ace: Wait, me attorney!

#12459

88

Nov. 6, 2023, 10:08 a.m.

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Andy C: How do you become a discord mod? Andy: Serious question.

#12483

88

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Sahu: maybe like tomorrow a law gets passed where everyone can be a doctor and now your degree is useless Sahu: and nobody will pay you 500 dollars an hour to punch them in the face Sahu: i forget what I was talking about

#12496

88

Nov. 10, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro, if Princeton(scioly) was on the same day as regs(scibowl), then I'd dip scioly faster than my dad left for milk.

#12500

88

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:26 p.m.

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Otto: I'm just making shit up! Sofia: You don't even know what shit is! Otto: I've never shit in my life.

#12527

88

Nov. 15, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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Berket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...

#12606

88

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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Glenn: Over many years, many students have said that I am the bubbly version of Ms. Jorgensen or that she is the dry version of me. // Later Glenn: One summer we had this really miserable teacher meeting but Ms. Jorgensen came over one day and taught me a bunch of Mario Kart tricks. Glenn: Now I can beat my son at the game and he won't play with me anymore because I can beat him. Glenn: He really hates Ms. Jorgensen for that reason now. // Later talking about FIFA Glenn: Yeah, I only know how to press Y, slide tackle. Glenn: Unfortunately I can only slide tackle him virtually. Glenn: I would hurt myself much more if I actually tried to slide tackle him in person.