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#5912

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April 29, 2016, 12:33 p.m.

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//Robotics is fundraising; the donut boxes have 12 donuts each Fundraiser: A dollar for a donut! Steven: How much is a whole box? Fundraiser: 12 dollars. //Steven slams the table with his hand as hard as he can

#6010

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!

#6031

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Sept. 20, 2016, 7:28 p.m.

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Pythagorize that bad boy!

#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#6066

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Oct. 19, 2016, 10:31 p.m.

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// Watching Presidential debate Anon: He's not the messiah, he's a very bad hombre.

From The Life of Brian: "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy". Also, bad hombre...

anon

#6073

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Oct. 25, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: For sufficiently large values of 5, 5+5=11.

#6101

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Nov. 21, 2016, 10:36 p.m.

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// Playing Buddha-Jeopardy Buddha: In the heliocentric model of the solar system, the center is... All: The Sun! Buddha (continuing on making up question): the sun. What is the third planet from the sun? Anna: Mars!

#6108

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Nov. 29, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

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// In Software Design, Mr. Pham leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later. "Hey everyone, you want some cookies?" - Mr. Pham

He brought back cookies and stollen, and said he would bring head cheese next time.

pham

#6130

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Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

A lot of books we read in 12th grade have incest/Oedipal complexes.

english, incest, clay

#6133

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Dec. 26, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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//There are cookies in Logic class, Callie takes one in each hand Callie: Yeah! Double fisting it!