#3084

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March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.

#4223

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Oct. 1, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//During AP NSL Freeman: The Libertarians are the people you want to party with. If it burns, they'll smoke it.

#4732

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Jan. 31, 2014, 5:25 p.m.

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Klein: As you get older, time seems to speed up. Either that or I'm going crazy. Seriously, I feel like my wife just got pregnant last night. //Time passes Klein: The Butler had a cocaine habit...but I'm not sure if there is enough evidence to justify that. //A bit later Klein: There are plenty of other 12 year-olds in the sea, so why pick your cousin? //:ater Klein: "GET 'EM; FRY 'EM UP; KILL EM!"

#4887

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April 24, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Pham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell

#6908

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Nov. 8, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

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Schafer: So there is a bad word very similar to "centripetal" that we will never use in this class. Chad: Centrifugal! Schafer: And now we know that Chad will fall into every trap I lay for him.

#7080

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Dec. 22, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

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//Discussing how horrible documentation is Gonzalez: If you guys have any concerns about documentation you can turn it into the suggestion box behind Anthony. *entire class turns around, confused because there is no suggestion box* Ryan: The recycling bin? Gonzalez: Yes.

#7334

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March 16, 2018, 10:01 p.m.

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Pham: You know why I become teacher? Class: No Pham: It because of a bet! Two thousand dolla bet!

#7759

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Nov. 27, 2018, 11:19 p.m.

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//Describing a possible path on a parametric equation parabola Rose: And let's say the duck travels here, reaches duck nirvana and disappears, to teleport and reappear here on the parabola, and then returns to the vertex where it originally attained transcendence!

#8621

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Sept. 25, 2020, 2:30 p.m.

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Rose: I wanted to buy a statue of Satan, but it was too scary. So I got Aristotle instead.

#8651

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Oct. 13, 2020, 12:56 p.m.

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// about a third of class doesn't have cameras on Rose: When I ask for vigorous head nods, and you have your cameras off, I can't see your vigorous head nods. Rose: It's like not voting in the election.