#9167

2525

June 11, 2021, 5:58 p.m.

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Street: You need to sacrifice small animals to the Zoom Gods, and keep up your Zoom Karma.

#9480

2525

Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*

#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

#9794

2525

Jan. 21, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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// Watching video on volcanoes Lodal: Sudhish looks like he's interested. Lodal: But I know he's not. I still appreciate it though.

#9890

2525

Feb. 3, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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//kyei qotd is how many siblings everyone has Jet: I have an older brother, he's 30 Kyei: shoot, this man has 2 dads

#9967

2525

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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//rose's daughter tries to interrupt his teaching rose: "well we're just... doing math right now." rose's daughter: "I LIKE MATH"

#10115

2525

March 1, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?

#10231

2525

March 10, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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Delaney: Every day I watch BNC and crushing disappointment weighs down on my soul.

#10624

2525

May 27, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//setting up gel electrophoresis Delaney: You're gonna take some tape, and make a little wall. Delaney, quieter: And someone else is gonna pay for it.

#10708

2525

June 15, 2022, 10:35 p.m.

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Isak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.