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⚐ Report//kyei qotd is how many siblings everyone has Jet: I have an older brother, he's 30 Kyei: shoot, this man has 2 dads
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⚐ Report//rose's daughter tries to interrupt his teaching rose: "well we're just... doing math right now." rose's daughter: "I LIKE MATH"
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⚐ ReportDiego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Every day I watch BNC and crushing disappointment weighs down on my soul.
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⚐ Report// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.
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⚐ Report//setting up gel electrophoresis Delaney: You're gonna take some tape, and make a little wall. Delaney, quieter: And someone else is gonna pay for it.
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⚐ ReportIsak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: This kid got ethyl acetate in his eyes. Glenn: I was obviously very scared for his eyes, but a tiny part of me was like "yay I get to finally use the eyewash station!"