#8129

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April 25, 2019, 12:46 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Read it out loud to yourself silently

#2044

2222

Sept. 2, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Templin: Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.

#2191

2222

Sept. 24, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Bunday: Back in my time, they didn't call it 'Thermo', they called it 'Burning with Bunday.'

#2439

2222

Oct. 29, 2010, 5:59 a.m.

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//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...

#2515

2222

Nov. 10, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: I can hear you ladies talking back there. Mandy: Uhhh... Hinkle: About your weekend and that he was good. Mandy: WHAT?!

#2678

2222

Dec. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Ostrander: They should have a hat that says "GAP" between the ears. That would be a creative use of the logo.

#2694

2222

Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#3043

2222

March 7, 2011, 6:28 p.m.

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//R&E freshmen Student 1: You know if you use a clamp, hammering that would be a lot easier. Student 2: [frustrated] CLAMPS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

#3479

2222

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:46 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Lodal's room Schafer: Hey Mr. Lodal, you have have a really nice class here...and Raanan

#3714

2222

Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.