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#4537

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May 17, 2013, 10:44 a.m.

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//Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.

#5337

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Dec. 22, 2014, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.

#5475

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April 29, 2015, 9:26 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab. Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable? Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up! Elliot: So why would we use flames to...? Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.

#5562

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Oct. 1, 2015, 5:26 p.m.

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//5th period lunch Daniel Zhu: A moment of silence for those taking the functions test right now. (closes eyes)

#5813

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Feb. 12, 2016, 11:06 p.m.

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Steven: Grace always thinks everybody is high because she's so short.

#5902

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April 21, 2016, 5:24 p.m.

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Shwetha: Hey Mr. Street this is our new magnet gang sign! (shows right hand rule) Street: No, this is the magnet sign. (does loser symbol) And it only works with the right hand, too.

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

The best part was he answered immediately. Harambe is this macabre internet meme that peaked in the Summer of 2016, oh viewer from the 2020s. If you don't know what a meme is...

#6043

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Sept. 30, 2016, 12:49 a.m.

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// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.

#6051

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Oct. 10, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//Quoting Mr. Pham Reynald: How many time you gonna be wrong today? Evan: You sound like a Chinese mother.

#6085

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Nov. 2, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.