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Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.

#1991

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June 10, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how most of the freshmen hot air balloons usually don't work well, and trying to make a joke. Pham: So, in this class we have problem, because you guys good with paperwork! Class: ...? *nervous laughter* Student: OH! It's because the balloons are made of PAPER! Class: *some laughter* -Pause- Class: Oooh, we get it. *laughter*

#2083

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Sept. 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Anderson: Waugh! My throat is leaving me!

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Oct. 2, 2010, 10:02 p.m.

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// Ostrander spontaneously walks into 317 Ostrander: You have a projector and a Promethean Board. Stein: The TV? Ostrander: Yeah, you have like two projectors. Stein: It's a multimedia classroom. Ostrander: If we remove that one, would you be offended? *referring to the pre-Promethean era ceiling-mounted projector* Stein: That one? Yeah, I'll be offended! I need that... *referring to the Promethean projector* Ostrander: ...for... Stein: That's the Promethean... oh, THIS one! *points to the ceiling-mounted projector* // students laugh Stein: I thought you were talking about the Promethean Board and the television. Ostrander: No, no no. Stein: That was there before the Promethean Board. Ostrander: ... that device that no one uses. Stein: Yeah, that can go to 309. Ostrander: Uh... it'll probably go into an English room, but it will go somewhere without a Promethean Board. Stein: But what about 309? That needs it. Ostrander: I know. *students laugh* I don't have any teachers in 309.

#2299

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//passing back essays Stelzner: Please read my comments, it took me a friggin' forever to grade these.

#2507

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Nov. 8, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Abdul-Rahim writing on her class blog: [Rowela] has perfect technique, classical posture, strong I,M and always prepared for class. She has great attitude, never missed class (so far ..Lol)…

#2573

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Nov. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m.

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Andrew RS: Affordance is not good affordance! //Everybody claps

#2615

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Nov. 30, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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//reviewing test answers Clay: What was one event with Lennie and small creatures? Student: Weed. Clay: They did not know about weed...

#2619

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Dec. 1, 2010, 4:05 p.m.

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Roth: Give me three positive numbers that are getting bigger. Tony: Negative 10, negative 9, negative 8.

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Dec. 2, 2010, 12:05 p.m.

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Blitz: When we metamorphose phylite a little more, we get schist. Not shit. Schist.