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Oct. 21, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

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//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*

#3609

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Sept. 26, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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Stein: There once was a strange man from Tennessee, Who ended his limericks on line three. Math is hard.

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:39 a.m.

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Oscar: Is that mouse thing in the middle really called a nipple mouse? Where'd that come from? Max: Well, it's fun to play with

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Jan. 17, 2019, 1:06 a.m.

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//Rose Period 5, seeing that people did their homework Rose: You see, if this was my 9th period, they would be like "Homework? What homework?"

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Oct. 7, 2019, 2:27 p.m.

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//Ms. Roberts lecturing the cellos in Symphonic Ms. Roberts: See, I knew you had the musicality in you! Sam Lidz: The real musicality was the friends we made along the way

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Sept. 12, 2022, 8:08 p.m.

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Horne: Do you go by Nate or Nathan? Nathan: I go by Nathan, but you can also call me Cheesey

#465

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June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Eric R.: Hey, Michael Zhang, you ride my bus right? Michael: No! You ride MY bus!

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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(While we were testing the shooter in robotics, Ben tried to score a few goals) Ben: Urgh! Why is the kicker so much better than me!? Tucker: I know! Its like a kicking machine or something!

#2253

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Oct. 3, 2010, 7:57 a.m.

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Rose: No, Mitchell, no more talking for you. Mitchell: I have a legit question. Rose: I don't care. *continues teaching/lecturing*

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April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font