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Oct. 3, 2010, 7:57 a.m.

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Rose: No, Mitchell, no more talking for you. Mitchell: I have a legit question. Rose: I don't care. *continues teaching/lecturing*

#3263

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April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font

#4538

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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.

#4561

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Sept. 3, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

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Harrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.

#5191

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Sept. 22, 2014, 5:09 p.m.

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//pd. 9 precalc C Rose: The Law of Ones states that one of the roots is usually 1 or -1, because teachers tend to make problems with nice, whole roots.

#5383

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Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.

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//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.

#8290

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Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?

#9252

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:54 p.m.

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// Online quizbowl practice, Schafer comes in Hammond: That is incorrect, neg 5. Schafer: Dammit

#9548

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: Y'all acting like you in my generation but you don't know what Yik Yak is!

#9721

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Jan. 10, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Booyya: today is a good day Edward: why Booyya: cuz I can see Henry's dumpy