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#8482

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Feb. 3, 2020, 10:36 a.m.

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Schafer: The North Pole is not at the North Pole

#7987

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March 6, 2019, 8:16 a.m.

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Sam: I'm not wrong; everyone else is wrong! Tad: You're using Scratch!

#8033

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March 22, 2019, 6:30 p.m.

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//Complex //Abigail is sitting on a table, and Eli is sitting behind her. Schwartz: Eli, can you see the board? Eli: ... No. Schwartz: I only have one rule about sitting on tables. You can't do it if somebody is sitting behind you. Abigail: Yeah! Eli, you should move! //Eli sits on the table next to Abigail. Now Will Bass's vision is blocked too. //Will Bass stands on the table.

#8435

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about Orgo test Colin: Aaron, stop telling us you got one question wrong, I probably got one question RIGHT.

#8573

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March 27, 2020, 8:07 p.m.

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//bracklinn on a groupchat we had a shelf fall down in our house yesterday cuz it yanked its nails out of the wall, and i was like "you know i could draw the diagram of stress on the components and try to determine the maximum weight we can put on this when we put it back up" and actually use something from kaluta's class. but then I didn't because that would be silly

#9428

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Nov. 23, 2021, 10:24 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9, reading julius caesar // uriel is playing decius and decides to read his part in a very high-pitched voice rao: uriel, you're not playing a woman! class: *dies of laughter*

//mod note: glad to see p9 rao english 10 is upholding a long standing tradition of potentially making her regret her life decisions (for legal reasons this is a joke)

uriel, rao, english

#8321

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Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?

#8357

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Oct. 21, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

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//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*

#3609

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Sept. 26, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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Stein: There once was a strange man from Tennessee, Who ended his limericks on line three. Math is hard.

#7752

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:39 a.m.

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Oscar: Is that mouse thing in the middle really called a nipple mouse? Where'd that come from? Max: Well, it's fun to play with