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Sept. 11, 2019, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.

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Jan. 24, 2024, 2:07 p.m.

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//Talking about blairbash James Attis: Isn't that where andy ying talks about himself?

#313

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May 24, 2009, 8:45 a.m.

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Gibi: My mother said I was weak from lazying about all the time so I picked her up and carried her outside and left her there.

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Look at me. Look up! I know I'm ugly, but you have to look at me.

#546

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Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.

#830

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Nov. 9, 2009, 9:33 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: Crap. I just swallowed my USB bluetooth dongle.

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm putting a hex on her, see? (vigorously waves pen) Well you know, the weird thing is, I had a professor at Ohio State who was actually a warlock. Students: ???

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?