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#9903

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.

#11678

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March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

Mr. Sahu had just entered the room

adsa, sahu

#8278

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Sept. 11, 2019, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.

#12891

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Jan. 24, 2024, 2:07 p.m.

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//Talking about blairbash James Attis: Isn't that where andy ying talks about himself?

#313

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May 24, 2009, 8:45 a.m.

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Gibi: My mother said I was weak from lazying about all the time so I picked her up and carried her outside and left her there.

#384

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

Mr. Hammond and Mr. Schafer in an argument in precalc class

hammond, schafer

#427

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

#478

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Look at me. Look up! I know I'm ugly, but you have to look at me.

#546

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Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.

#830

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Nov. 9, 2009, 9:33 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: Crap. I just swallowed my USB bluetooth dongle.