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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: If you sit there and say, 'Mr. Hinkle, I don't understand this mumbo jumbo' -- alright, let's put it this way. You guys know schools. [...] Some school systems have problems. Overcrowding. What do you do? Increase class sizes? [...] Portables? Both? [...] Damascus High! Big problems! Out of space! So many kids, they can only walk one way in the hallway! No more room for portables! Packed to the brim! What do you do? Student 1: Send them to Blair! Hinkle: Nope. Student 2: 'Cause we're overcrowded too. Hinkle: Nah, because we have minorities. Come on, it's Damascus! They already have big enough problems with running out of farmland and all that. Can't also be worrying about minorities.

#1444

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Feb. 1, 2010, 8:32 p.m.

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//Scott, teaching LISP programming, writes on the board: `(a b c) Scott (pointing at the apostrophe): This protects the whole list Kathryn: From who? Attackers?

#1534

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Contreras: I'm getting some massive quads. Chicks dig that, right? Connor: Well, I think that by the time they notice the "massive quads" you're pretty good anyhow...

#1666

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March 15, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis Rose: [Student], lemme see what you got. Student: Why do you always pick on me?! //whine whine whine Rose: Its like... racial profiling, only with homework. Student: Okay, well, I didn't do it, I didn't have time. Rose: See?

#1693

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March 20, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O

#1833

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April 27, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Staub: "See this? Its a ring. It means I'm married."

#1888

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May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?

#1962

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May 29, 2010, 12:17 p.m.

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//during stat, about cousins, uncles, siblings Guodong: The data might be screwed up cuz in China, families are only allowed to have one child. Stein: Yeah, he's right. So if anything goes wrong, it's because China has a strict one family per child policy. //class laughs Stein: One child per family, one child per family!

#2002

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June 13, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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Ms. Dvorsky: Rajan, you hardly qualify as a magnet.

#2266

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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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//Various students are having a loud discussion with various exclamations Student (not involved): Did you guys have drugs or something? Student (involved): Yes!