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Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#2993

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//julian makes a comment Schafer: Okay, see, I don't know what you just said, and I could care less. Andrew Lu: Well, I think that in your mind there's this dial of caring. When you say you could care less, it means that the dial can still be turned down. Schafer: Ah, but you see, I don't care enough to turn it down to the point where I couldn't care less.

#3006

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Feb. 28, 2011, 2:40 p.m.

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Smrek: The difference between an A and a B is the difference between an A and an E.

#3086

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March 15, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Vlasits talking about activism Student: Have you ever been arrested? Vlasits: Yeah, a couple times. Student: How many times? Vlasits: Oh, not that many. Student 2: Yeah, but how many? Vlasits (waving it off): Oh, only about 8 or 10.

#3139

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March 24, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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Moose: You've got to turn this in by Wednesday or else it'll be a zero. Isaac: You can't do that!  I'll sue you! Moose: You can't sue me if I kill you...

#3151

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March 25, 2011, 8:22 p.m.

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//Patrice is passing around his petition to be class president Evan: Should I sign it Hugo Dick? Thomas: Nah, sign it Dix E. Normus

#3242

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April 15, 2011, 11:16 a.m.

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Grossman: What's the difference between supply-side and Keynesian economics? Myles: Well, for one thing, they're complete opposites.

#3265

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April 26, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Stein: So, Matt and David, you can share the 10,000 bonus point with whoever did the problem with you. But you can't give them to someone else. Bernstein: I'm not going to share. Stein: Right, I forgot, Matt doesn't share. Mythili: Because he's a Jew, right?

#3358

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May 12, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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Stein: So who was closest on guessing what was on the AP? So it was on tea. I think Alice was closest. She guessed elephants. Viju: Is that because elephants live in India and Indians drink tea? Stein: EXACTLY!

#3439

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June 2, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein tells us about advertisement scams and gets a phone call Stein: Hold on. The number is 800. I'll turn up the speakers ... hello? Lady: Hi. This is ... and we're calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, ok. But did you know that I'm in my Statistics class right now, and I just told my students how people call you all the time to scam you with advertisements, and I turned up my speakers all the way so that they can hear what you're saying? Lady: Uh okay, but I'm just calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, I know. Lady: Well... *talks* Stein: Alright, bye. Class: *laughs* Someone: Wow, she was very angry