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1321

May 14, 2019, 2:20 p.m.

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//7th period PTSD Pham: Software design is software ... design

#11626

1321

March 1, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Cirincione: The Federalists did not eat the Anti-Federalists

#13265

1321

April 5, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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Ziyad: How much force does it take to suck... woah

#7

711

May 21, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: So, a panacea is kind of... like a solution to every problem. Hannah: Oh, I see. Sort of like God, right? Gibi: No, Hannah, I don't think that works - placebo effect doesn't solve EVERY problem you know.

#281

711

May 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Conley: * something about giving someone a box of chocolates * Quinn: Hey, but I'm allergic to chocolate... Gibi: Well, I'm allergic to boxes.

#3218

711

April 11, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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Theresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND

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711

May 20, 2011, 11:13 a.m.

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Stein: ... so the other team said it wasn't fair. Annie: What! You practically gave them the answer! ... in backwards swahili.

#3689

711

Oct. 18, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Stein: So while Richard is doing the math problem on the board ... let's play with my iPhone! //Stein starts to talk to his iPhone, it responds with Siri Stein: Are you a man or a woman? iPhone: I was not assigned a gender.

#4138

711

May 16, 2012, 5:44 p.m.

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//Rishabh is chasing Pamela around the R&E room Mr. Street: Rishabh, what's wrong? Rishabh: SHE TOOK FREDDY!!!! Pamela: I don't know what you're talking about!

#4249

711

Oct. 11, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

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//During marching band field practice Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW! Adam: Do you need help? Puck: Yes! //Adam goes to Puck Adam: What's up? Puck: I have a question about my drill. Adam: Alright. Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those. Adam: ... Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?