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March 26, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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Mr. K: If any of you guys are interested in the Glasgow cyber- sorry, Girlsgocyber competition...

#8790

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Dec. 4, 2020, 4:21 p.m.

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Schulman: The Aztecs are green. They're just fucking green, man.

#9357

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Nov. 12, 2021, 3:15 p.m.

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// in english sudhish in a british (?) accent: “are we not willing to DIE for the promise of FREEDOM??”

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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//suggesting the relevance of a relation between secants and derivatives Schwartz: It would be really nice if we had some property ... or some *theorem* ... for this. Schwartz: It would really *mean* a lot to me if we could prove that this is true. Schwartz: I would see great *value* in this.

#10912

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Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

death, 9th period, and tax evasion //mod note: if you've never paid it you should have plenty of it saved and know what it is

taxes, andy, chris

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May 2, 2025, 11:38 a.m.

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//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out

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Dec. 5, 2025, 10:42 a.m.

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// Designing a popsicle stick bridge // Arman measuring a popsicle stick using a meter stick Arman: It's about 12 centimeters Akshay: No, it's 12 millimeters Akshay (Refering to the cm markings on the meter stick): Each of the little lines in one millimeter Arman: Those are centimeters Akshay: Are you stupid, there are 100 mm in a meter

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Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.

#7586

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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:53 p.m.

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//After making some students do various numbers of knee-bends Gonzalez: When I woke up this morning, I had a thought. I was going to make some magnet students exercise. //As an afterthought Magnet PE doesn't count.