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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

#9766

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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//suggesting the relevance of a relation between secants and derivatives Schwartz: It would be really nice if we had some property ... or some *theorem* ... for this. Schwartz: It would really *mean* a lot to me if we could prove that this is true. Schwartz: I would see great *value* in this.

#10912

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Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

#13638

915

Sept. 21, 2025, 10:09 p.m.

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O’Donovan is teaching chemistry and is asking everyone on their favorite scientists. Lucas Kim: My favorite scientist is Goebbels!! everyone stays silent in shock… O’Donovan: say that again?? Lucas: Goebbels! I love his theorems, like the e- O’Donovan: ohhhh you mean Gödel, like the mathematician/logician! Lucas: yea yeah exactly!! Goebbels, my favorite logician!! Context: Goebbels was a wwii nsdap war criminal responsible for propaganda in the third reich

#7586

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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:53 p.m.

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//After making some students do various numbers of knee-bends Gonzalez: When I woke up this morning, I had a thought. I was going to make some magnet students exercise. //As an afterthought Magnet PE doesn't count.

#8162

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May 14, 2019, 2:20 p.m.

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//7th period PTSD Pham: Software design is software ... design

#11626

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March 1, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Cirincione: The Federalists did not eat the Anti-Federalists

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April 5, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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Ziyad: How much force does it take to suck... woah

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Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)