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#9895

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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// pd 3 biology duval: why are you in this classroom? because you need biology to graduate. is that your question, jeremy?

he then clarified that he said that he wanted to sleep

jeremy, duval

#9925

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Feb. 7, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.

#9948

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Feb. 9, 2022, 2:13 p.m.

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SRP period 7: Neil in the hallway coming in from logic: "AUGH JEEESUS CRIIIIST!"

#10072

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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Talking about Newton's law of Cooling Schwartz: Give me a food that is best served hot. Student: Charcoal! Schwartz: Sure, let's go with charcoal! (whispers) Don't actually eat charcoal. Schwartz: So, when I am making my charcoal snack, I like to bake it at 425 degrees, for about 5 hours. Schwartz: Then, I would like to travel to the surface of the sun, so it doesn't cool down and get unappetizing. Schwartz: Food of champions? Don't eat charcoal Schwartz: Now, give me a food that is best eaten cold. Class: Snow! Schwartz: My favorite way to make snow is to screw up my freezer so it frosts over so I can chip it off the walls of my freezer and I am free to eat it. Schwartz: I like taking my freezer to Norway, that way when I remove the snow, it starts cooling down even more. Schwartz: Because it's Norway and I'm assuming it's colder than freezing. Schwartz: So we can solve global warming by cooking our charcoal on it. Isn't math wonderful? Schwartz: Don't eat charcoal.

#10122

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March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.

#10126

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March 2, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Rao: I should have drank more coffee last night.

#10196

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March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// Learning about WWII Addi: Who was the leader of Japan in World War 2? *Student starts jumping up and down with her hand raised* Student: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Kim Jong-un!

I have absolutely no idea why I just remembered this, but it was 7th grade English

kim jong un, tpms

#10221

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March 9, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

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Sahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!

#10236

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March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.

#10375

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March 30, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Duval: Any university with the color orange... Julia: Ew! Duval: Good call!

Then we started talking about the oranges of each university

julia, duval