#12480

911

Nov. 8, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.

#12493

911

Nov. 9, 2023, 8:07 p.m.

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// 9th period multivar, 3:19; people are packing up Schwartz: why are you packing up? class isn't over yet! // sentence is punctuated by ringing of bell

#12503

911

Nov. 10, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.

#12509

911

Nov. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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Sahu: Once and a friend and I snuck out of school to go to Starbucks Sahu: but I've never done that before because I was a good boy.

#12549

911

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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Grossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"

#12550

911

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:06 p.m.

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Grossman: "Banning child labor is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to this country" Random Person: "Are you sure it wasn't slavery?"

#12557

911

Nov. 20, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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//kids are sitting on desks Sahu: i don't know what's going on there but you guys need to sit on desks Sahu: freudian slip

#12562

911

Nov. 20, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Bosse: You had an excused absence but you didn't tell me. What's wrong with you? Bosse: How did you do? Jerry Song: Well we got 1st place on the team round. Bosse: That's better than a 50% on my assignment.

#12565

911

Nov. 21, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Armand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"

#12582

911

Nov. 28, 2023, 7:38 a.m.

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Will Roe: Where other people see a bad idea, I see a business opportunity.