#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#11034

911

Oct. 26, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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// Watching a video in Bio, Delaney Pd. 7 // The man is talking about Richmond, Virginia Man: Meanwhile, across the country, in New York City- Hadar: I don't know on what planet New York City is across the country from Virginia.

#11058

911

Oct. 27, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!

#11147

911

Nov. 14, 2022, 11:16 a.m.

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//Talking about a character from Never Have I Ever Nikhita: He's not cute anymore because he listened to his mother

#11154

911

Nov. 14, 2022, 2:30 p.m.

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//Part of the room in Logic is fooling around with candy Rose: What is wrong with this table?! Rose: Give me one of those fish. //Entire class explodes //Hari gives him a Swedish fish Rose: ah. mm. yeah. Rose: This is good.

#11174

911

Nov. 16, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rivkah (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(

#11415

911

Jan. 13, 2023, 8:14 a.m.

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Burnell: You go down the rabbithole of the internet and you find some weird stuff.

#11417

911

Jan. 13, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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// Showing video of a guillotine Burnell: What will be the last thing that goes through your mind? Bramble: I hope I shampooed my hair.

#11507

911

Feb. 3, 2023, 4:29 p.m.

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//after students discuss reasons why a Tchaikovsky overture is good or bad Anderson: These reasons you came up with -- none of them are insane. Andy, quietly: Let's change that.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.