#12623

911

Dec. 1, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Lodal: Hey guys, I just need you to know that James is being a wrongity-wrong-wrong-wrongster right now. Lodal: Just needed you to know that.

#12688

911

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.

#13111

911

Feb. 22, 2024, 7:20 a.m.

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Rose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?

#13273

911

April 8, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Inside of you there are two seniors. Jerry(pointing to Ace): The voice of reason... Jerry: And Andy Ying!

#13329

911

April 23, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time

#13330

911

April 24, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Stein: "Surprisingly, I wasn't around in 1910."

#13334

911

April 24, 2024, 1:10 p.m.

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// Schwartz walks into class Sean: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh I lost! Schwartz: A while back, I sent my dad a mug that was white, but upon heat it would change to reveal "You lost The Game". Schwartz: Now that the mug is old it is now stuck on "You lost The Game" but now it takes him a while to get it.

#8127

3852

April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county

#1215

1014

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire