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Oct. 3, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

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//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "

#7730

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Nov. 14, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

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Lodal: Oh boy, Evan. You just undid it all. No dabbing in this class. Dabbing is for fools.

#7789

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Dec. 5, 2018, 10:58 p.m.

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James: ...and that’s why it’s so very unstable Gonzalez: What are we talking about here, grades? Lara: No, the fragility index of the failed state of Norway

#7794

1420

Dec. 6, 2018, 8:12 a.m.

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Lodal: Can we, like, stop hitting each other?

#7802

1420

Dec. 11, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

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//Mogge Period 8 Mogge: People who can't do, teach. People who can't teach, teach social studies

#10292

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March 17, 2022, 8:30 a.m.

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Sean: I am the Senate! (Star Wars reference) Delaney: *walking to the back of the room* Hi, the Senate!

#262

1012

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Everyone, close your eyes so that I can give Gilad the finger ~Mr. Rose

#698

1012

Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: Siéntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.

#1147

1012

Dec. 12, 2009, 5:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: Let me make a prediction: In a few months, there is going to be a thriving black market for paper products here at Montgomery Blair. It's one of the reasons they've been pushing CopyPlus so hard -- copier paper, tissues, paper towels, you name it, we're running low. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little thing called a fiscal year, which means that budgets are July to July. So if we're starting to run out in December...

#1368

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*