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March 17, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: So, Contreras says, lets ln() both sides to rescue the exponent princess from the high tower. Contreras: Wait, what did I say??

#1687

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March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

#2043

1012

Sept. 2, 2010, 1:51 p.m.

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Lev: She doesn't know what a touchdown is. Polina: What, like in baseball?

#2250

1012

Oct. 3, 2010, 12:32 a.m.

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Rose: What's the arc sine of negative one half? Student: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Oooo... who said that? What's the correct answer to the arc sine of negative one half? More Students: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Ugh! If you say eleven pi over six, I want to, like, kill myself. So wrong, unbelievable, it's totally unacceptable, and really really really really really bad, and wrong, totally wrong!!!

#2371

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Oct. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m.

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Templin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.

#2548

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.

#3072

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March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#3408

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May 23, 2011, 8:48 p.m.

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Lodal: Yeah my sister can hold a grudge against anyone forever. If you piss her off... //Scarano turns around and looks at Hannah Hannah: What?! Why are you looking at me?

#3839

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Dec. 7, 2011, 9:59 p.m.

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//AP English class discussing Native Son Tony Liang: Well, there's this stereotype that black people have. Like, my mom doesn't like black people for 'these stereotypes'. Class: WOAHHH WHATTT!! //class continues heated discussion Issac Friend: Just so you guys know, my mom likes black people. //Class laughs Anderson: That has to be in the top 10 moments of my career thus far.

#3988

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Feb. 21, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Thomas: I'll remember that when I'm cross-dressing.