#11767

1012

April 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Sophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China

#12023

1012

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Sahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101

#12150

1012

Sept. 19, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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Jonathan: it’s like Mormons, they just keep reproducing… with no real point.

#12366

1012

Oct. 20, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Jacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*

#12393

1012

Oct. 25, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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// After the bomb threat was revealed to be made by a 12 year old Jerry Song: Earlier in stat I said that it was either going to be made by a 12 year old or a 50 year old, and I'm right!

#12547

1012

Nov. 17, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Ethan Liu: what is your Chinese name Yongle: ...

#12551

1012

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.

#12559

1012

Nov. 20, 2023, 10:58 a.m.

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Sahu: that's the most poetic shit i've ever heard in my life

#12641

1012

Dec. 4, 2023, 1:52 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: MR. BANNISTER [TOUCHES] ME EVERY DAY

#12698

1012

Dec. 9, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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*Mandy, Leila and Katie transcribing the vocals of a song as notes to practice* Katie, on guitar: Try an F for that Leila, on flute: *plays an F* Mandy: That's too high, try an E Leila: *plays an E* Katie: Too flat, it's E# Leila and Mandy, confused: So F Katie: No not F, E# *plays a heavily bent E, it's exactly the right pitch* Mandy: That's an E but 25 cents sharp! Leila: *staring in confusion* Me: Exactly, an E#!