#9137

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May 4, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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Anika: A lot of things are brown and sticky Noam Anika: On a hot day, *I'm* brown and sticky

#9396

1418

Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9486

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Dec. 2, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9 watching julius caesar on the promethean Rao: What do you think is with women in the play and getting on their knees Diego: No comment //does zipper motion over his mouth Natalia: That's foul!

#10807

1418

Sept. 13, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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Jerry Song: What's the point of teaching it to us every year if we're gonna forget it?

#13674

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Nov. 18, 2025, 9:43 a.m.

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Justin: Mr. Schafer, what other classes do you teach? Schafer: Quantum physics and math physics. Justin: Whoa. Quantum physics? Justin: Are you sure you're smart enough to teach quantam physics? Schafer: *Laughs* Schafer: I wrote the curriculum for it, Justin. Justin: Yeah, but, are you sure you're smart enough to teach it? Schafer: *Leaves*

#1049

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Dec. 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.

#7097

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Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes

#8028

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March 22, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."

#9638

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

#5

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May 21, 2009, 3:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: I will be honest with you. Out of all the groups that have gone so far...YOU...are the worst.