#5707

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:09 p.m.

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//Latin one class, Caitlin has won a trophy in the most recent Certamen, but hasn’t turned it in Johnson: TURN IN THE TROPHY! I BET YOU HAVE IT SITTING ON THE MANTLE AND YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK NEXT TO IT WHILE YOU SAY HAPPILY “I’M A CHAMPION!” //Sebastien sneezes in the corner of the room Johnson: YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS SICK! IF YOU WOULD ONLY TURN IN THAT TROPHY! ANDREW’S SICK, SEBASTIEN’S SICK, SALOMATU’S SICK, EVERYONE’S SICK! HENRY’S GONNA GET SICK! BRITNEY’S SICK! BRITNEY, ARE YOU SICK??? Britney: I’m not sick. JOHNSON: THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK! [continues to yell at Caitlin for the rest of class]

#6070

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Oct. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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//Block D CS Piper: So, now that we've covered infix notation, what's next? Evan G.: Outfix?

#6643

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

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Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY

#7396

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April 11, 2018, 7:45 p.m.

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//after Chad answers a question correctly Pham: You know, before I don't like you. I don't like you at all. But now I like you. //class blinks Pham: You know, I very honest to my students.

#7864

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Jan. 15, 2019, 3:38 p.m.

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//Talking about extras for an act Josh: This is the Magnet, of course there are extras!

#8002

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March 12, 2019, 9:30 a.m.

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// Analysis 1B, sharing L'Hopital's Rule Projects // Sam asks a question about Mathew's project Sam: So, is this some sort of satire? Matthew: It's not satire, it's history.

#8747

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Nov. 16, 2020, 9:19 a.m.

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// Kirk holds up dog Kirk: Look! It's my class! // No students have camera on Kirk: It's a bunch of names!

#8832

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Dec. 15, 2020, 1:44 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes I go downstairs and my wife says, "you just made a 3 hour video. Did you need to do that, or did you just want to do that?" //a few sentences later Rose: I'm very crazy and weird, and I married a normal person. It's very weird watching them up close.

#8862

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Jan. 5, 2021, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: My computer is fast, so I can fit 49 squares on my screen. Rose: I'm like a gamer ... but I don't play games ... but if I did they would be fast!

#9078

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April 6, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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//logic chat Bracklinn: spoiler alert Euclid was ME Aaron L: I knew it Gabe: so she was a woman... Kevin: *is. Bracklinn is still alive. Lidz: Bracklinn is actually an incarnation of a phoenix, we just get to know her as a teenager. Tad: dang, time to believe in reincarnation Gabe: oh sorry i was under the impression that she had time travelled. and wait, isn't she like a dead plant or something? Kevin: oh true she's not alive. Euclid *was* a woman. Lidz: Well she clearly isn't dead. She might not be alive, but dead would be ridiculous. Aaron L: That's what she wants you to think Kevin: dead plants are dead are they not Lidz: my senses won't accept it Kevin: your senses lie to you Sam Michio: Rely on reason Lidz: I reason that Bracklinn must not exist, because otherwise she would exist, which is logically impossible. Jennifer Li: brack dne Bracklinn: but then where would the elements come from Aaron L: The periodic table