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#9505

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Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

He went on to do a demonstration, which may or may not have involved holding the bowling ball right over Michael's hands. //mod note: you weren't the first year this happened to and you won't be the last, if that's any comfort

freshman, energy, schafer, physics

#9917

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Feb. 4, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Diego: I still can't tell what race I am.

Ms. Rao let us choose groups, but required each group to have more than one race and gender.

diego, rao

#9982

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Feb. 14, 2022, 9:13 a.m.

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Sahu: I kind of didn't like the slides. Sahu: So I made a whole new set of slides, yesterday night.

#10195

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March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.

#10467

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April 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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Lodal: "Things are made of stuff."

#10616

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May 24, 2022, 6 p.m.

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Delaney: It's kinda like you're making a slab of jello. Unflavoured, cancerous jello.

#10889

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Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#11736

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April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

#13601

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April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

he said this a while back, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED 💀

adsa, java, sahu

#2366

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Oct. 15, 2010, 1:14 p.m.

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Viju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!