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#8324

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Oct. 3, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.

#8415

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Dec. 9, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//ap chem, people looking at psat scores on early scores and getting loud O'donovan: Are you guys working on chemistry? You sound far too excited to be working on chemistry...

#8661

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:47 p.m.

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Rose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.

#8835

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Dec. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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//On a powerpoint about chess Rose: Someone should teach a class on game theory at Blair. Rose: Who should do it? Me, but I don't know anything about the topic.

#9022

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Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.

#9083

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April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven

#9505

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Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

He went on to do a demonstration, which may or may not have involved holding the bowling ball right over Michael's hands. //mod note: you weren't the first year this happened to and you won't be the last, if that's any comfort

freshman, energy, schafer, physics

#9527

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Dec. 6, 2021, 9:53 p.m.

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//Pd 9 Cuadrado (Spanish 5) Sra. Cuadrado: What is the Spanish word for someone who likes to stay at home? Solomon: Um... Isabel Allende? *The whole room breaks down into laughter*

This whole conversation was in Spanish. It seems like Solomon misheard the question.

cuadrado, spanish, solomon

#9666

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9691

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Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.