#9865

1921

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...

#10642

1921

May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#11736

1921

April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

#12579

1921

Nov. 27, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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lodal: thats so w rizz

#13373

1921

May 15, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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Sahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.

#13643

1921

Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#7841

2935

Jan. 7, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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Student: I don't have a B in math anymore!! ...I have a D!

#8255

2935

June 14, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is a once in a life time opportunity, you don’t want to miss this. Sam: He couldn’t make it through that sentence with a straight face.

#13239

2935

March 22, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Gugan: Search up munting on google. I swear it's family friendly. I searched it up on my chromebook //after one google search Gugan: What if we started munting on a living person until they died and then did regular munting. //After facing criticism from literally everyone in the room Gugan: No. I swear it's good! The liberal left is just trying to make it seem worse than it is! They're taking away the last pleasurable thing in life! //Later Gugan: Hey guys, have you guys heard of munging?

#372

2226

May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.