#7966

3440

Feb. 27, 2019, 2:41 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Kaluta's class is carrying wood up to Mr Street's room Street: Maybe you aren't all a bunch of maggots after all.

#1262

5969

Jan. 5, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: What some people do is they just look at the problem, you know, just kinda look at it, then take a step back and look at it again and then they just.. get it, y'know what I'm talking about?

#3220

4654

April 11, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

⚐ Report

//On the way to putt-putt during Wallops Billings: Mr. Rose, you look homeless!

#2632

2630

Dec. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Henok, so proud of his wandless magic, inspires Viju to do the same... Viju: Seducio! *points at Sam Z.* Sam: Retardation! *points back* WAIT! Nothing happened! Viju: X.x

#8208

2630

June 4, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

⚐ Report

//pd 4 analysis 1a Lidz: I don't think we have time for you to do all four of those problems- Rose: Sam is trying to bring me back from my delusion. But I don't want to!

#8553

2630

March 9, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.

#1279

2325

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Stein is trying to explain the discovery of 1 and 0 using cavemen Stein: Ugh, me want rock. I have rock. Now there more rock. Hm...one rock, one rock, one rock...me need more numbers...hey! Dave take rock. Now me have no rock. No rock!

#1354

2325

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

⚐ Report

Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!

#1550

2325

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#1777

2325

April 14, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: So the henna means you're married? Why did you get married! Manisha: No, it doesn't count! It wears off in a few weeks anyways. Whitacre: So does marriage...