#8042

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March 26, 2019, 7:54 a.m.

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//Sports Stat Stein: What does oml mean? Class: Oh my lord. Stein: Oh so it's like omg. But more religious.

#8317

2426

Sept. 26, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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//AP Lang, there's a sub, the magnet kids have all sat together //another kid comes over Kid 1: so what are we supposed to be doing Magnet kids: nothing is posted *the kid goes back to his table* Kid 1 (to his table): the magnet kids don't know anything so we're good

#8353

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Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8386

2426

Nov. 13, 2019, 2:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: Classes should only have students whose last names start with either H, K, J, or I. I find myself singing the ABCs to myself in order to remember the correct order.

#8682

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Oct. 23, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.

#9622

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Dec. 14, 2021, 1:10 p.m.

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// Delaney just finished talking about how he set his crush on fire during his 18th birthday, Schafer walks in Schafer: The lesson learned is that fine particles are easily flammable.

#13363

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May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#380

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

#3340

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May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!