#2212

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.

#2827

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Jan. 20, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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Vlasits: Yes, in the country families had lots of children. I guess they didn't have much else to do at night... //the class doesn't get it Vlasits: I'll let that one sink in for a while... //continues teaching

#2982

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: Who else want to see me or see Lori? By the way, Lori better looking than me. She cuter. And remember, Shirley good-looking guy too.

#3050

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March 8, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

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Student: So you're the one they're calling Mr. Rose's son, eh? PBE: Yeah.  I think of it more as being like Boba Fett and Jango Fett in Star Wars.  You know, a partially aged clone.

#3494

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Aug. 31, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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//In Functions, Mr. Rose is talking about how it's unnecessary to exclude the same number twice. Mr. Rose: If 3 doesn't work in the first equation, then you don't have to list it in your result. You kind of take it for granted. It's like you walk into a store without your clothes and then say, "How should I know I have to wear clothes?!" You take these things for granted.

#3642

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Oct. 5, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Moose: The Greeks didn't call themselves Greeks, they called themselves Hellenes! The word 'greek' in itself comes from Latin! Look at the Germans! They call Germany Deutchland! The French, too! What do French people say for their country? Evan: We surrender?

#4110

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April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#4148

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May 21, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.

#4271

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Oct. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m.

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Klein: So a couple students were asking me about the origin of the term pep rally, and after some research I figured it out. See, it comes from the word pepper, and peppers contain capsaicin, which really hurts when you put it in your eye. So it came from the idea that pep rallies are about as enjoyable as putting capsaicin in your eye.

#4299

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Nov. 12, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

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Clay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?