#7654

2832

Oct. 16, 2018, 11:27 a.m.

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//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez // Monday Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it? Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand* Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday! *class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands* Gonzalez: So how old are you now? Cheikh: I was kidding... *everyone laughs*

#8359

2832

Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

#9386

2832

Nov. 16, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Aditya: This dude wakes up at 12 am, waits around for four hours, and then decides to run the oven, washing machine, and TV all at the same time. Dhruv: He gotta get those gains bro Jason: He's a real go-getter. A strapping young dynamo. Aditya: This dude watches 10 hours of TV a day...

#3427

5058

May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

#1739

296330

March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#1610

2527

March 8, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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Rose: So the population of bears grows logistically. Mufasa: You told us it was sinusoidal. Rose: Yeah, but that was a different park.

#1801

2527

April 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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Pham: I have three houses! One here, other in Maine, and other in Florida! And you know what? In winter, I heat house in Maine to 50 degree! And in summer, I keep house in Florida air-conditioned! And you know why? Because I want to use all the natural resources now, so that when you guy grow up, you won't have any!

#2055

2527

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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Pham: By the way, next week classday Thursday and Monday-- Student: No school! Pham: --no, I take off. I go Aruba. Students: Haha, why? Pham: They have no law there! It much harder to get caught! By the way, what name mayor of New York? Students: ...........Bloomberg? Pham: No, the other one, mayor September eleven! Students: Giuliani? Pham: Yeah! Okay, your sub be Mrs. Giuliani. She not his wife though.

#2155

2527

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: My first job was at in a bakery and I get on the bus, as soon as I get paycheck guess what I do: I buy motorcycle. I not know in this country you need have license to do it. Cop get out and come say something, but I not speak English so he call translator. They tell me I need have license and I say "okay." And by the way, nowaday when I get pulled over by a cop, I say "no English" and pretend not to speaking it. It not wuhk if you guy doing it, however. [...] One time I was drive in Canada, get pulled over by a cop, I say no English and he start speak the French, I have say no French either! Then he look at license, calling police station and pull someone speak Viet and give me ticket. [...] I have a clean driving record for the past thirty year. (knocks on countertop) Contreras: That's plastic. Pham: There no wood.

#2333

2527

Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.