#8569

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March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#11099

3236

Nov. 3, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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//Talking about measuring the height of the steeple Leul: I heard some juniors talking about how they used google maps... Street: Either ignore these people or rat them out so I can hurt them Street: No just kidding, I'm not Republican

#3897

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Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

#5705

3337

Dec. 17, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//In computer lab in 9th grade R&E //Mr. Street is standing behind Nick, but Nick doesn't know Nick: Minitab is idiot proof. Nick: Maybe that's why Mr. Street likes it so much. Nick: I just rekt him! Harris: Nick, turn around.

#8052

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March 27, 2019, 7:29 p.m.

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//Diff eq, just finished a Kahoot Schwartz: Wait, here's a prize for the person in second place. It's a packet of salt. Because they didn't get first.

#8374

3337

Oct. 31, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//logic pd7 Rose: Yeah, hotties been texting me all day long

#5582

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Oct. 14, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Walking up to the tennis courts in 9th period gym. Grace: I don't look like Steven! Josh: What? What are you even talking about? Grace: Someone told me that I look like Steven. I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM! Josh: But your children will!

#551

2931

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*

#1892

2931

May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.

#2233

2931

Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.