#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!

#10813

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Sept. 14, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

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//p9fot Armand: Communicate before you glue!! Nicole: That sounds like a euphemism Solomon: Consent is like glue! Katie: I hate when people turn random stuff into euphemisms Solomon: I euphemismed so hard...

#8536

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Feb. 28, 2020, 10:31 a.m.

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//ADSA Piper: What other ways are there to denote NOT? Nacho: Well, you can do the overline- Piper: Hey! I'm not looking for the right answer!

#891

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Nov. 18, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is on the computer Stein: I've been fired. [Deathly silence] Stein: My login won't work. That's how a teacher knows he's been fired; he goes and tries to do attendance and nothing works. [Nervous laughter] Stein: Oh, wait, I have Caps Lock on...

#1577

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March 2, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Talking about suggestions for teaching Schafer: So there's the usual ones..."Be supportive" check..."Don't be racist" sounds good..."Don't be sexist" I agree...and there was all this other stuff, and this was in the middle. And in the bad section was sarcasm. And I just look at it, and I'm like "You have GOT to be kidding me."

#2346

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Oct. 11, 2010, 10:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Those drugs are AMAZING! You're like warm... and you're on a cloud...

#2400

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Oct. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night. Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?

#3131

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March 23, 2011, 7:43 a.m.

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//Myles and John talking about effort forces Dvorksy: If you say push in my class, it better have to be about stacks. Myles: So if I have a stack, and I push it over... Hyun: Then it falls over into a queue! Sam: Or you can get a stack of seeds, push it over into a heap, which grows into trees.

#3153

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March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#3281

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?