#8241

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June 4, 2019, 2:58 p.m.

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//Analysis pd 9 Rose: I will cut this fish up into slices of bread.

#8433

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Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#11687

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March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#7773

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Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#1100

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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Guest Speaker: Loose lips sink ships. Swaney: They do worse than sink ships. Joseph: They go on blairbash. Swaney: They go on blairbash.org.

#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.

#1471

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2 p.m.

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// the whole class is spacing out, and then they suddenly hear what Pham is talking about... Pham:.... and then, someday, you, magnet student, ask out pretty girl, someday, you ask popular girl to marry you. So you on your knees asking her to marry you, and you know what she do, she kick you in face... Class: (looks at each other in confusion/suprise)

#3428

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May 31, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: I'm going to take off one item of clothing every day until the air conditioning is fixed.

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#7854

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Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years