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#5204

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Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#4157

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June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?

#2774

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Jan. 11, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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JMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

Talking about classes, and life in general...and making corny jokes

jma, mufasa, jhyun

#7093

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

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//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits

#8129

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April 25, 2019, 12:46 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Read it out loud to yourself silently

#5934

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May 16, 2016, 12:08 p.m.

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//Talking about Science Bowl Pham: But actually, we are suck! We, are suck!

later, Pham: "You are..." Student: "suck?"

adsa, pham, sb

#5916

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May 2, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?

#1503

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

#3010

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Period 9 English 9 //Mr. Clay writes: How you know you are in an English class with a bunch of Math and Science enthusiasts? "O, speak, speak again bright angle!" Clay: So many people wrote that in their English Homework. Student: (softly) Hmm...I wrote "O, speak, speak again right angle"...stupid typos...

The original quote is from Romeo and Juliet (2.2.28), "O, speak, speak again bright angel!"

english, typo, clay

#4699

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Jan. 8, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

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//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?