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#7376

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April 5, 2018, 1 p.m.

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//Student from SilverQuest walks in Student: Mr. Stein, can we have pictures of you and your kids for SilverQuest? Stein: Just look on instagram or whatever, there should be plenty. Paul: Wait why are you publishing pictures of him? You don't want to do that, it'll never sell that way!

#7478

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May 8, 2018, 9:41 a.m.

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//Krebs or Calvin cycle? Sloe: You know, Calvin, like Calvin Klein, so just think David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear, that could be how you remember: Calvin cycle, photo.

#8325

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Oct. 4, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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// Hinkle is talking about being a student teacher at some school in Columbus, Ohio during desegregation Hinkle: At this school there would be 18, 19 year olds in 9th grade. There were a lot of fights. The first week of school, some teachers were crying in the teachers lounge, so I asked them what happened. Apparently some kid got stabbed. He was in sixth grade or something, and his name was John. The second week, there was a fight in the hallway, and I had to break it up. I had anger management issues and I hit him. I punched him twice, and he went down in 2 hits. At that point I knew I was doomed, and at the end of the day, I got a call from the main office. "Mr. Hinkle, please come to the main office." And, so, I was thinking I had to say bye to my teaching career, but instead he congratulated me on my great work. He said the kid needed it.

#8824

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Dec. 14, 2020, 2:50 p.m.

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Martinez: You guys are gonna have to guess this quickly Martinez: Otherwise, you'll have to hear me sing again // students answer quickly Martinez: I guess you don't want to hear me sing

#8836

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Dec. 17, 2020, 10:04 a.m.

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Kirk: Two mice -- covered in red and blue paint Kirk: Running around, because you're an evil mastermind doing science with mice

#9705

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Schwartz: The definition of a limit is that t is not t naught Student, to himself: T is not t naught, t naught is not t, it's t naught.

#10152

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March 4, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy

#10381

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March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.

#10776

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Sept. 8, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Burnell: What's more valuable, a spear tip, or a pot? Burnell: Pot, not pot.

#10793

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Sept. 12, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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Jerry Song: We spend a lot of time being efficient.