#4968

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May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

#5469

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April 22, 2015, 9:40 a.m.

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Pham: ...what's after 9?

#7283

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March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#8941

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Jan. 27, 2021, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: A whole lot of *nothing* happens

#9507

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Dec. 3, 2021, 12:43 p.m.

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//orchestra not keeping time and Roberts using baton as a metronome on the stand Roberts: You guys have to learn to follow each other and not the small stick I'm beating with my right hand.

#9698

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Jan. 5, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rao: This is so if you lose the book, I can track you. *Entire class goes wild, per Rao p9 tradition*

#9755

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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//In pchem debating whether cars are meant to get you from point a to b. Andrew: Have you ever driven a stick shift? Srihari: Yeah, I'm decent at it. I've never driven a manual though.

#9992

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Feb. 15, 2022, 2 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Grenades, I want to eat them! Jerry: They come with the zinc!

#10046

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about who has broken a bone Duval: And you didn't feel any pain? Jerry Jing: Yeah I guess... Duval: Awesome! Duval: Gross, but awesome!

#10341

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March 24, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

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// Wellness activity Teacher: Act as if you were being… eaten alive! Jerry Song: Good!