#11979

17

June 12, 2023, 1:06 p.m.

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// Signing up for Macbeth roles Sean: *Signs up for doctor* Sean: Just as my dad intended! // Later Jerry Song: I love doing the cry of women! Jerry: *Makes high pitched cryptic noise* Jerry: Bro I'm a natural.

#12046

17

Sept. 1, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Michael: I'm told I'm wrong, so I'm kinda scared, but -- Jacobs: We're all scared. It's the human condition.

#12526

17

Nov. 15, 2023, 1:58 p.m.

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Lucas: doesn’t 1.2^2 = 14.4? Me: no? Lucas: You’re stupid: 12*12 is 144 so 1.2^2 is 14.4 Me: Yes totally, 1*1=10

#12780

17

Dec. 20, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: will you lick my feet for 20 bucks?

#13029

17

Feb. 10, 2024, 10:59 a.m.

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Shriyan: What is yunyi doing? Multiple ppl at once: YOUR MOM! Shriyan: bruh

#13097

17

Feb. 20, 2024, 8:01 a.m.

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// Looking at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithm#/media/File:Merge_sort_animation.gif Ethan Hua: is this magnet porn? Ethan: no bigger release than watching a sorting algorithm.

#13284

17

April 11, 2024, 2:26 p.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: I feel the strength of this black male

#13344

17

April 29, 2024, 12:58 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Nobel Peace Prize? More like no balls pp.

#8016

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March 15, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione Cirincione: You guys are magnet kids. Which is bigger, twenty-five or eight? *unanimous response* Class: EIGHT!

#796

519

Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?