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April 29, 2024, 12:58 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Nobel Peace Prize? More like no balls pp.

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March 15, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione Cirincione: You guys are magnet kids. Which is bigger, twenty-five or eight? *unanimous response* Class: EIGHT!

#796

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Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?

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Oct. 19, 2018, 10:53 a.m.

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Ivy: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

#290

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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"DEAR GOD! YOU SICK PERVERTED UNHOLY BASTARD!!!", followed by: "You're programming in Visual C++?!?!"

#388

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June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

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March 2, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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//Discrete class is learning about the Bridges of Koenigsberg Mikey: This is like the most famous problem in graph theory. It was first studied by Leonhard Euler. You may have heard of him.

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May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#2008

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June 16, 2010, 3:14 a.m.

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Victor (Of Eli Barnet): I want to put him in a laundry chute. Victor: To hell.