#796

519

Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?

#8526

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Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#13369

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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#7662

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Oct. 19, 2018, 10:53 a.m.

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Ivy: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

#290

19

May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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"DEAR GOD! YOU SICK PERVERTED UNHOLY BASTARD!!!", followed by: "You're programming in Visual C++?!?!"

#388

19

June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#1393

19

Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#1580

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March 2, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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//Discrete class is learning about the Bridges of Koenigsberg Mikey: This is like the most famous problem in graph theory. It was first studied by Leonhard Euler. You may have heard of him.

#1913

19

May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#2008

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June 16, 2010, 3:14 a.m.

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Victor (Of Eli Barnet): I want to put him in a laundry chute. Victor: To hell.