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⚐ ReportLodal: Your handwriting probably is trash, [Student]. Lodal: You just look like the kind of person to have trash handwriting. Lodal: ... I don't even know what you look like.
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⚐ ReportPiper: Okay, so there's 87,000 students in here and none of you are talking? Student: We already finished discussing Piper: And when you discussed the answers, were all 87,000 of you talking, or just a few?
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⚐ ReportPiper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven
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⚐ ReportPiper: I'm only asking you to do Problem 3. Piper: Because I don't like Problems 1 and 2.
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⚐ ReportRose: Is this a friend you've made or someone who just fears and respects you now? Lidz: What's the difference?
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⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, april 6 "Kingsport Tennessee. What a town. Don't recommend it to anyone." *puts on a mask with a ridiculous fake face* "Is this going to be distracting? Oh well. It cost $3." "No one calls me Erik except my children when they're making a power play." "I don't deserve the name coach, which is exactly why I'd like you to call me that." "This is Wallace. He bit me five times this morning, but he's my buddy." "I hate Ohio. #1 worst state in the union. My reasons for that are, I hate their sports teams, and they have a toll road that's like, the worst." "The name of this presentation is Sol Invictus. I need to share with you why I named it this. I had this friend back in high school. We didn't like going outside because we're pale white people and we burn easily, so my friend would always say 'Curse you, Sol Invictus!' And now I always call the sun that." "Within this presentation I have included random gifs that are unrelated to the topic as breaks so I can rediscover them every year. I really love just seeing this guy slap a cobra." "You guys at least pretend to care about what I'm saying. You take the time away from whatever you're actually doing to give me a thumbs up, and I appreciate that." "All I know about this job is that you sit in front of a computer all day and have no social interaction. Appealing lifestyle. Maybe you should be astronomers." "I'm telling you about this because of the acronym. GONG." "Arizona sucks. What a crummy place to live." "I root for sports teams more to be a troll than to actually root for them." "That's how I figured out it was someone I actually knew. I used roll tide."
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⚐ Report//logic chat Bracklinn: spoiler alert Euclid was ME Aaron L: I knew it Gabe: so she was a woman... Kevin: *is. Bracklinn is still alive. Lidz: Bracklinn is actually an incarnation of a phoenix, we just get to know her as a teenager. Tad: dang, time to believe in reincarnation Gabe: oh sorry i was under the impression that she had time travelled. and wait, isn't she like a dead plant or something? Kevin: oh true she's not alive. Euclid *was* a woman. Lidz: Well she clearly isn't dead. She might not be alive, but dead would be ridiculous. Aaron L: That's what she wants you to think Kevin: dead plants are dead are they not Lidz: my senses won't accept it Kevin: your senses lie to you Sam Michio: Rely on reason Lidz: I reason that Bracklinn must not exist, because otherwise she would exist, which is logically impossible. Jennifer Li: brack dne Bracklinn: but then where would the elements come from Aaron L: The periodic table
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⚐ Report//pd 6 ento Lixing: never thought I’d hear a cowboy narrate an existential art film about insects getting it on for 24 hours