#4916

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May 8, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

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Giles: This is a formula that anyone who has ever been in a Precalc class knows. When you are on your deathbed, you will remember that sin2O + cos2O = 1. Unless you get dementia or something.

#4915

55

May 8, 2014, 5:18 p.m.

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//Work time in Analysis II. Lenny suddenly comes into the room and sits next to James Liao in the same chair. He starts talking with everyone at the table and puts his arm around James. Schwartz: If you're going to come into my classroom, please don't molest my students!

#4913

88

May 6, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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Hammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.

#4911

37

May 6, 2014, 2:05 p.m.

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Klein: Alex Fairhall will create an outdoor library Student: Wouldn't the books all get wet? Klein: Not if it's not raining

#4900

79

May 5, 2014, 3:24 a.m.

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Stein: I can't believe we are all caressing a piece of paper. Stop it!

#4898

79

April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.

#4890

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April 26, 2014, 6:15 p.m.

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Robby Fleischman: Guys, I don't appreciate your skepticism about my ability to get Mermaid chicks.

#4889

1515

April 25, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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Student: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.

#4888

19

April 25, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Will: what is a boob!?

#4887

2525

April 24, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Pham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell