#4574

77

Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.

#4573

11

Sept. 6, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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Jared Lichtman: So you just look at the tension and you see that it's just a recursive acceleration blob thing.

#4562

99

Sept. 3, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.

#4561

39

Sept. 3, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

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Harrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.

#4560

24

Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#4559

33

Aug. 29, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!

#4558

48

Aug. 22, 2013, 1:25 p.m.

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//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter

#4557

1416

Aug. 12, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Hannah He: I'm going to CalTech on a full basketball scholarship.

#4553

1012

June 10, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

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//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"

#4552

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June 10, 2013, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: He tends to not nineteen. Sorry!