#5317

1212

Dec. 13, 2014, 5:51 p.m.

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//At the 2014 magnet orientation picnic. //Ostrander has handed out bingo papers with various people as the cell requirements //For instance, "teacher who has lived in another country" //Soon-to-be freshmen are scurrying around trying to complete their bingo boards Student: Mr. Pham, have you ever lived in another country? Pham: No, I chemistry teacher Student: Wait, but... Pham: I chemistry teacher. Put that.

#5313

1113

Dec. 12, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//Whitacre goes around the room asking each person how they are doing Whitacre: *Points at Ben Holland* How are you? Ben Holland: I think that you're doing this as some sort of teaching lesson. Like, you don't normally do this. At the end of this, you're probably going to be like "Well, you all thought about yourselves first, but the BUDDHISTS would have thought about their surroundings, the people around them, etc." Whitacre: You take this class way to seriously...*Goes onto next person*

#5312

55

Dec. 11, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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Stein: I have three sons...no wait...I have one son... Class: *giggling* Stein: But the other two sons are daughters!

#5311

1820

Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.

#5310

1414

Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

#5308

1212

Dec. 10, 2014, 7:03 p.m.

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//Email from Pham around Spring Break Hi, I know you are tired for all these days without Mr. Pham.  Anyway, I posted on Edline 2012 AP Chem practice.  The answers are at the end of the test.  DONOT look at the answers.  After completing the test yourself, score it.  Bring the test and sore to school on 04/21/14.  If you do not have anything to do, I will post another one on 04/23/14. Mr. Pham

#5307

66

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

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Schafer: I really love watching golf Student: Yeah, it's really interesting if you watch it carefully. Schafer: No, it's because I get the best naps. There's this beautiful scenery, it's so tranquil and quiet, I'm laid back watching and then suddenly *snore*

#5306

44

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:10 p.m.

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//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!

#5305

2129

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#5302

68

Dec. 9, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

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//Klein is discussing a Finnish volleyball coach, whom he invited to a restaurant in thanks for coaching the volleyball team for a day. //When quoting the Finnish coach, Klein lowers his voice until it is very hefty and thick Mr. Klein: "Some of his statements were golden, though. Like when he was talking about inviting me to Finland, 'we'll visit the sauna, then we'll swim in the ice lake' because apparently he has an ice lake in his backyard 'and then we'll go back to the sauna, and back to the ice lake, and...' and I'm just like, 'dude, that'll give me a heart attack! And like, shock!' And he was like 'Hmm, yea. My 12-year-old daughter would probably fare better than you.' And I said, 'so you're saying that I'm as tough as a 12-year-old girl?' And he responded 'No, she's tougher.'"