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⚐ ReportRose: Imagine there are only two people in the entire world -- Rose: and you and your friend are stranded together on a desert island -- Rose: and your name is A, and your friend's name is B.
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⚐ ReportRose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.
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⚐ ReportRose: I gave you 35 minutes of Happy Time, last class, to just do the Fitch-style proof packet. Stein: You have an unusual definition of "Happy Time".
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⚐ ReportRose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...
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⚐ ReportDiego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.
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⚐ Report//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"