#11237

88

Dec. 1, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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Burnell: Right, an autopsy! Burnell: Like, looking at dead bodies and figuring out what happened to them. Burnell: Just for those who are into that in here. No judgement.

#11236

88

Dec. 1, 2022, 7:52 a.m.

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Burnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.

#11235

-35

Nov. 30, 2022, 5:54 p.m.

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//Ostrander before UMD competition Ostrander: First requirement of the test: you must be awake to take the test. Ostrander: Technically, you don't have to be awake, but if you want to get any points ... //later Ostrander: This is the one time when it's okay to be selfish. //later Ostrander: We're not being selfish -- we're being equitable.

#11234

1111

Nov. 30, 2022, 10:42 a.m.

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Diego: There's a statistician at my dad's office who makes more money from gambling than his job at the office.

#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#11231

44

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Schwartz: Someone fall for my trap card!

#11230

44

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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Bramble: Does anyone here have two passports? //several students raise hands Bramble: I'm guessing, for most of you, the other country is a European one. //several students (fewer) object Student: [My second passport is from] Australia Bramble: Well, that's Europe!

#11229

88

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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Bramble: I hate repetition. Katz: You hate repetition? Bramble: After you work in the Department of Redundancy Department for a while, it starts to get on your nerves, after a while. Katz: Annoyingly gets on your nerves? Bramble: Well, I'm not naming any names ...

#11228

88

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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Bramble: Sometimes I hope something will fall from the sky so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Bramble: And then, yesterday, my hopes came true. Bramble: Now I'm trying to figure out what exactly I was thinking and hoping then, so I can recreate that luck. Bramble: I tried it today, and it didn't work.

#11226

1313

Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??