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#11141

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Nov. 14, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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Schwartz: There's no L's in the word "function".

#11140

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#11139

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Albert: Do you think paper straws cost democrats the house?

#11138

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Nov. 11, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

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// After a Captain Zero vs. Infinitus performance, members of the group are sharing how the performance spoke to each of their souls. // Anannya was Infinitus and Amanda was Captain Zero Amanda: Not to make this too heavy, but I’ve been having some relationship issues with Anannya and this was a great chance to take them out on her.

#11137

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Nov. 11, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Andy I have to earn my paycheck. O'Donovan: If you don't [need] me, then the school will fire me.

he always turns in the worksheet before she's done with the lecture

andy, pchem, odonovan

#11136

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Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

#11135

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Nov. 11, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Jerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.

#11134

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Nov. 11, 2022, 7:49 a.m.

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Sahu in 2012: It's all about taking notes...don't take notes! Sahu in 2022: You need to PAY ATTENTION. You need to take notes and you will have to submit your notes so I can make sure you really are taking them!

Sahu got really mad at us lmao // mod note: kinda funny to see Sahu's character arc from student to teacher

notes, sahu

#11133

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Nov. 10, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I was dying in FoT today. Katz: No, you were Andy. Andy: I've been dad-joked by Sean enough today; I don't need any more. Schwartz: Hi, Already Dad-joked by Sean Enough.

"are you just going to stand there and take notes? well, as long as the notes aren't about me ..." "mostly not" // (other) mod note: at least it wasn't a valid dad joke, I would have never lived that down

andy, katz, dad, schwartz

#11132

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Nov. 10, 2022, 6:36 p.m.

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//Schwartz teaching group theory and abstract algebra Schwartz: Ideally, I would have a plan for where to go from here Schwartz: but I'm just talking about things because they're cool, and we'll get to them whenever we get to them.