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⚐ Report//chaotic bramble anthology, september 20 "I thought I had psychologically locked you into those [formerly assigned] seats, but it seems that you are freethinkers who are not bound by my conventions." "Acronyms are not real English; acronyms are made up by people and groups to confuse outsiders." "If you are one of the 1%-ers, you're doing pretty okay, as you have been for all of history." "If you died, it's pretty much a negative. Let's go on the record as having said that." "[Having the surname Miller in Britain would] be like if, in America, you had the surname 'Landlord'. 'Hi, I'm John Landlord.' 'Oh, ew, no, don't want to associate with that guy.'" "If you want people to think that you've read some 15th-century Italian literature, go get a copy of the Decameron. People will think it's so refined, but really, it's a cracking-good story." "Who here has heard of William Shakespeare?" "Oh, that Da Vinci. He lived by a certain code. ... [class unamused] I guess that book was from a while ago." "The Hundred Years' War. I believe it was actually 116 years, but hey, who's counting?" "In America, you may be familiar with a certain hand gesture, in which one extends the back of their hand, and extends the middle digit, and leaves the other fingers curled back. It is sometimes accompanied by a particular two-word epithet." "Sometimes, in history, I have no idea whether a story is a true or false, but doggonit, I like that story, and I'm gonna tell it." "I know the best way to pick volunteers ... pick the first person who is smiling!"
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⚐ ReportStelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.
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⚐ Report// Resonance hybrids Hart: Unicorns don’t exist. Hart: Dragons don’t exist. Hart: Rhinos won’t exist for long…
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: If anyone comes in and asks where I am, say that I am under the table hiding!
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⚐ Report// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!
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⚐ ReportMoose: I could choose to stab you in the throat with your pen but instead I'm gonna give you a hug
#10847
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⚐ Report//Talking about Buddhism Burnell: WHAT IS BUDDHA LOOK AT THE PICTURE Burnell: man you non-binary kids crack me up, Buddha is neither a boy or a girl
#10846
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Don’t tell me you guys are magnet kids who do nothing but homework during the weekend.
#10845
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⚐ ReportKirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.